Usually the word 'bikini' conjures up images
of beautiful women showing off their sexy curves in the two-piece
swimwear on some of the world's equally beautiful beaches and locales. Unfortunately, for some celebs, that's not the case. While we always look forward to the Kate Uptons, Miranda Kerrs and Jessica Albas
of the world in their most revealing swimsuits, sometimes we're forced
to see other stars who probably should've picked the one-piece instead.
We're
not trying to be ageist, sexist or degrading in any way here because
everyone's beautiful in their own way, and what's inside is most
important (yes, even for Janice Dickinson,
above). This is simply no more than a lighthearted way of us saying
'just because you're famous doesn't mean we want to see you in a tiny
two-piece.'Celebrities have flaws, too and being confident and comfortable with one's own body is a wonderful thing. All we're saying is some of 'em -- we just don't want or need to see in a bikini!
Some stars have gotten too old to be showing it all off and look like catcher's mitts, while others have body parts that look younger than the rest of them or like the plastic surgeon was napping on the job.
Check out the worst bikini bodies after the jump :
Sharni Vinson
Tara: Should've hidden her botched plastic surgery job with a one-piece.
Looks like the sun is melting everything above the waist and it's slowly oozing downward.
No hips, scary stomach, implants. Gross.
She's a world class tennis star, but she still looks like a linebacker in a bikini.
Renee Graziano: Mob Wives
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| Insert your own comment here. We're afraid if we're too mean she'll put a hit out on us |
Tamra Barney The Real Housewives of Miami
You're probably thinking 'she doesn't look bad', but be thankful we didn't show her from behind. That's a thong.
Courtney Stodden
A combination of Courtney's menality,
ginormous implants, constant hunt for attention and creepy 53-year-old
husband leave us unattracted to this.
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